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Once
there was a poor man who dwelt in the fertile glen of Aherlow, at the
foot of the dreary Galtee mountains. He had a great hump on his back:
he looked just as if his body had been rolled up and placed upon his
shoulders; and his head was pressed down with the weight so much, that
his chin, when he was sitting, used to rest upon his knees for support.
Though
this hunchback was harmless, mean-spirited people had told some strange
stories about him, which made others even more frightened of him. Because
he was so ugly, people were frightened of meeting him in any lonesome
place, yet this poor creature was as harmless and inoffensive as a new-born
child. It was spread around that he had a great knowledge of herbs and
charms, and this was said in such a way that rather than sounding like
a wise doctor, people thought he must be a cunning and miscevious creature
with deep, dark secrets and unnatural powers.
But certain
it was that he had a mighty skillful hand in plaiting straw and rushes
into bats and baskets., which was the way he made his livelihood.
Lusmore,
who always wore a sprig of the fairy cap, or lusmore in his little straw
hat, would ever get a higher penny for his plaited work than any one
else, and perhaps that was why some, out of envy, had circulated the
strange stories about him. Well, it happened that he was returning one
evening from the town of Cahir towards Cappagh, and as poor Lusmore
walked very slowly, on account of the great hump upon his back, it was
quite dark when he came to the old moat of Knockgrafton, which stood
on the right hand side of his road. Tired and weary was he, and noways
comfortable in his own mind at thinking how much farther he had to travel,
and that he should be walking all the night; so he sat down under the
moat to rest himself, and began looking mournfully enough upon the moon,
which,
"Rising
in clouded majesty, at length,
Apparent Queen, unveil'd her peerless light,
And o'er the dark her silver mantle threw."
After
a while, Lusmore began to hear music unlike any he'd ever heard. It
was wild to his ear, and had an unearthly melody. There was nothing
unpleasant about it, or frightening. Indeed, Lusmore thought he had
never heard any music that was more beautiful, or captivating. It was
like the sound of many voices, each mingling and blending with the other
so strangely that they seemed to be one, though all singing different
strains. The words of the song were these:
Dia Luain,
Dia Mairt
Dia Luain, Dia Mairt
Dia Luain, Dia Mairt
Lusmore
listened attentively, scarcely drawing his breath, lest he might lose
the slightest note. He now plainly perceived that the singing was within
the moat, and, though at first it had charmed him so much, he began
to get tired of hearing the same round sung over and over without any
change. So, availing himself of the pause when the Da Luan, Da Mort,
had been sung three times, he took up the tune and raised it with the
words agus Ceadaine, and then went on singing with the voices inside
of the moat, Da Luan, Da Mort, finishing the melody, when he pause again
came, with Agus Ceadaine. (meaning Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.)
Well, this was something new to the faeries within the moate Knockgrafton,
for the song to which Donall had added a line was a faery melody which
they could only remember the first part of. They were so delighted that
they instantly resolved to bring this mortal into their midst who was
so clever, and had such musical skill.
Immediately, Lusmore found himself grasped up as if by a whirlwind and
transported into the company of the faeries. Twirling round and round
with the lightness of a straw, to the sweetest music which kept time
with his motion, he went through the wall of the moate as if it was
made of something less than even fog. Welcoming him, the faeries paid
him the greatest honor for they put him up above all the musicians.
Servents tended to him, and he had everything to his heart's content.
He was made as much of as if he had been the first man in the land.
Presently, Lusmore saw the faeries carrying on a great consultation
amongst themselves. Though they had been more than civil to him--far
more than civil considering the honor they'd paid him--he began to feel
anxious and frightened as he had no idea what they were talking about.
Then, a faery stepped out from the rest, came up to him and said,
"Lusmore!
Lusmore!
Doubt not, nor deplore,
For the hump which you bore
On your back is no more! -
Look down on the floor,
And view it, Lusmore! "
When these
words were said, poor Lusmore felt himself so light, and so happy, that
he thought he could have bounded at one jump over the moon. Do you know
the rhyme, "Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow
jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such sport and the
dish ran away with the spoon"? That's how Lusmore felt, just like
that high-jumping cow. Amazed, he saw his hump tumble down to the ground
from his shoulders. Was he free to bear himself like other men finally?
Slowly, a little afraid (for his head had so long been weighted down
that he was afraid to be too hopeful) he lifted his head a tiny bit
from his knee, and it felt so grand, it felt so light. His head felt
so light in fact that he even more carefully lifted his head the rest
of the way for he was afraid he might knock it against the ceiling of
the grand faery hall. Sitting straight now as any man, Lusmore looked
round and round in absolute wonder. Everywhere he looked there was such
beauty that he was overpowered by the splendor of it all and his head
grew dizzy and his eyesight became dim, as if his eyes could no longer
bear such radiance. Lusmore fell asleep. When he next opened his eyes
it was to the bright sun of broad daylight, and he heard the sweet singing
of birds. Lusmore saw he was lying at the foot of the moate of Knockgrafton.
All around him cows and sheep grazed peacefully. Suddenly Lusmore remembered
the events of the night before. Oh, but had it all only been a dream?
Hesitant, Lusmore reached a hand back to feel for his hump, if it was
still there. No! The hump was gone. Lusmore leapt up. He looked at his
hands, his arms, his chest, his legs, and oh what pride he felt for
he saw he was well-shaped. Not only that, he was wearing a very nice
new suit of clothes which the faeries must have made for him.
Towards Cappagh Lusmore went, his walk light and carefree, springing
up at every step as if he had been all his life a dancing-master. No
one who met Lusmore recognized him without his hump.
Of course it was not long before the story of Lusmore's hump got about,
and a great wonder was made of it. Through the country, for miles round,
it was the talk of every one, high and low.
One morning
as Lusmore was sitting contented enough at his cabin-door, up came an
old woman to him, and asked if he could direct her to Cappagh? "I
need give you no directions, my good woman", said Lusmore, "
for this is Cappagh; and who do you want here?"
"I have come, said the woman, "out of Decie's country, in
the county of Waterford, looking after one Lusmore, who, I have heard
tell, had his hump taken off by the faeries: for there is a son of a
gossip of mine has got a hump on him that will be his death; and may
be, if he could use the same charm as Lusmore, the hump may be taken
off him. And now I have told you the reason of my coming so far: tis
to find out about this charm, if I can."
Lusmore,
who was ever a good-natured little fellow, told the woman all the particulars;
how he had raised the tune for the faeries at Knockgrafton, how his
hump had been removed from his shoulder, and how he had got a new suit
of clothes into the bargain.
The woman
thanked him very much, and then went away quite happy and easy in her
own mind. When she came back to her gossip's house, in the county Waterford,
she told her every thing that Lusmore had said, and they put the little
hump-backed man, who was a peevish and cunning creature from his birth,
upon a carraige, and took him all the way across the country. It was
a long journey, but they did not care, so long as the hump was taken
from off him; and they brought him, just at nightfall, and left him
under the old moat of Knockgrafton.
Jack Madden,
for that was the humped back man's name, had not been sitting there
long when he heard a tune that seemed to be coming from within the moate,
and it was much sweeter than before, as the fairies were singing it
the way Lusmore had settled it for them, Jack Madden heard,
Dia Luain,
Dia Mairt
Dia Luain, Dia Mairt
Dia Luain, Dia Mairt
Agus Ceadaine
On and
on it went, without cease. Jack Madden was in a great hurry to get rid
of his hump. Unlike the considerate Lusmore, he never thought of waiting
until the faeries were done singing, or watching for an opportunity
to "raise the tune higher again" as Lusmore had done. Having
heard the faeries sing the tune seven times without stopping, out he
bawls, never minding the time, or the humor of the tune,
"Agus
Darden, agus Haoin"
which means,
"and Thursday, and Friday." You see, Madden had been not only
peevish since birth, he'd also been cunning, and Madden thought that
if Lusmore had added one day and gotten his hump removed AND a new suit
of clothes, then for him to add TWO days would not only get his hump
removed but certainly get him two new suits of clothes in the bargain.
No sooner had the words passed Madden's lips than he found himself taken
up and whisked into the moat with prodigious force. The faeries crowded
round him with great rage, screeching and roaring, "Who spoiled
our tune?! Who spoiled our tune?!" And one stepped up to him and
said -
"Jack
Madden! Jack Madden!
Your words came so bad in
The tune we felt glad in; -
This castle you're bad in,
That your life we may sadden :
Here's two bumps for Jack Madden!"
And, can
you believe it, the faeries brought Lusmore's hump and put it down on
Jack Madden's back beside his own hump! Out of their castle they then
kicked him, and in the morning when Jack Madden's mother and her gossip
came to look after their little man, they found him half dead, lying
at the foot of the moat, with the other hump upon his back. Aghast,
the two women looked at each other, but they were afraid to say a thing
lest a hump be put upon their own shoulders. So, they took Jack Madden
home with them, as downcast in their hearts and their looks as ever
two gossips were; and, what, because of the weight of his second hump,
and the long journey, Jack Madden died very soon after, leaving, they
say, his heavy curse to any one who would ever again be mean-spirited
or inconsiderate with the faeries or their friends. |